A Few from my List of Reasons ...
Why I won’t be a stripper:
10. Not a fan of butt-floss (neither is my va-jay-jay)
37. prefer to live the “Class not Ass”
64. Half-naked, bloated, and bleeding once a month in front of strangers. (Do you get paid leave for “the time of the month?” If so change this to why I might be able to be a stripper.)
106. Don’t think I could find many work friends with the same goals.
127. No real reason to be proud of “Employee of the Month.”
152. Taking a shower would feel like work.
198. Take your kid to work day. No Bueno!
234. Cold dreary days are meant for clothed warmth.
Posted by Jen Marcotte at 1/21/2010 1:47 PM 
Categories: Reasons List
Tags: Las Vegas local Becoming Las Vegas Local Stripper
Categories: Reasons List
Tags: Las Vegas local Becoming Las Vegas Local Stripper
You came up with 234 reasons?? You probably put a bit too much effort on that. Could have been done in 3, haha. =)
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